Sunday, July 24, 2011

Fighting Terrorism: Some stuff I did today

I learned some new things today, mostly while preparing to move.

I realized that my definition of "clean" is different from other people's.  Mine is "moving stuff off of the floor into a less inconvenient place".  Other people's is "making stuff look brand new, or at least where it doesn't look like you pooped on it".

I realized that moving is nothing more than putting all your stuff into boxes, so you can later take it out of boxes, only to put them back in boxes some time after that.

The most important thing I learned today is that you can fight any problem my making a slogan and putting it on a bumper sticker.  It doesn't matter what it says, but by putting your opinion on the back of your car, you can end whatever thing that is bothering you. This stemmed from a bumper sticker I saw that said "Fight Terror, Vote Republican".  If doing completely unrelated things can stop bad stuff, then I'm all in for that shit.

So I decided to fight terrorism with this masterpiece:

I expect all terror to be gone in 4-6 weeks.


17 comments:

  1. Strange, but interesting concept. Many could argue against it as well as in favor of it.

    I will be following your blog, I kind of like it.

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  2. I agree on the cleaning. As long as you don't step on stuff and it doesnt smell, it's clean.

    My belongings boils down to a bed, a computer, a table and a soundsystem. So i've never had such a big problem with packing. I don't know what i would fill my apartment with if i ever moved to something bigger than a studio apartment

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  3. I'm all for eating ham to stop terrorism, but sadly, given most terrorists views on the eating of pigs, it might cause more terrorism :( Good idea though! I also have a very different view of clean than my female friend, but she did help me actually clean up :)

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  4. I can agree with you on the cleaning thing, I hate cleaning. Especially when I see it as "eh" and other people see it as "OH GOD".

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  5. I'll be eating some ham tomorrow, so I'll join you in the fight! Great work!

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  6. You're right. All I do is push stuff into my closet and sweep the floor. That's clean to me haha. I'd like one of those bumper stickers, might cause accidents though, people would be like WTF and crash.

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  7. This sticker is all the world needs

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  8. this conecpt is... brilliant!
    I have to make some stickers now :D

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  9. I am going to go eat some ham. It taste so good and I am starved right now.

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  10. I am curing cancer with my bumper sticker!

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