BASED ON A TRUE STORY, BRO
The other day I was driving around, and noticed a new electronics store. Being a fellow who enjoys things that run on electricity, I went in.
As I am wandering around and touching all the things in the electronics store, a man in a polo donning the same name as the store came up and started bothering me.
"Are you finding everythin-"
"What brand of sorcery is this?!", I said, cutting him off.
He started to nervously chuckle.
"Is a wizard responsible for this?!", I said. I needed to know.
He is still chuckling, and he started to back away slowly. I don't think he was ready for what I asked him next.
"Are you a wizard?", I asked calmly, but very sternly. I stared him in the eyes, and did not blink.
He knew I discovered his dark secret. At this point he walked away from me, and I went back to touching as many cameras as I could, before I got bored and wandered off to my next adventure to the mcdonalds.