Sunday, July 17, 2011

Journey to the Electronics Store: How I Discovered a Wizard


The other day I was driving around, and noticed a new electronics store.  Being a fellow who enjoys things that run on electricity, I went in.

As I am wandering around and touching all the things in the electronics store, a man in a polo donning the same name as the store came up and started bothering me.

"Are you finding everythin-"

"What brand of sorcery is this?!", I said, cutting him off.

He started to nervously chuckle.

"Is a wizard responsible for this?!", I said.  I needed to know.

He is still chuckling, and he started to back away slowly.  I don't think he was ready for what I asked him next.

"Are you a wizard?", I asked calmly, but very sternly.  I stared him in the eyes, and did not blink.

He knew I discovered his dark secret.  At this point he walked away from me, and I went back to touching as many cameras as I could, before I got bored and wandered off to my next adventure to the mcdonalds.


  1. Haha it's people like you that bring a smile to my face. =)

  2. He was clearly a wizard, but watch out for those McDonalds wizards as well, how do you think that Ronald hasn't aged at all? O_o

  3. So we are dealing with an archmaster of the time arcana...

    Shit. This will be harder than I thought. All I wanted was a burger.

  4. lol
    I can imagine his expression.

  5. Oh god, i actually burst out laughing reading this one. Keep it up man.

  6. what would you have done if he answered "darn, you guessed my terrible secret. Tell no one, young boy"? ^^

  7. I would have asked him for his wizard secrets.