I realized that my definition of "clean" is different from other people's. Mine is "moving stuff off of the floor into a less inconvenient place". Other people's is "making stuff look brand new, or at least where it doesn't look like you pooped on it".
I realized that moving is nothing more than putting all your stuff into boxes, so you can later take it out of boxes, only to put them back in boxes some time after that.
The most important thing I learned today is that you can fight any problem my making a slogan and putting it on a bumper sticker. It doesn't matter what it says, but by putting your opinion on the back of your car, you can end whatever thing that is bothering you. This stemmed from a bumper sticker I saw that said "Fight Terror, Vote Republican". If doing completely unrelated things can stop bad stuff, then I'm all in for that shit.
So I decided to fight terrorism with this masterpiece:
I expect all terror to be gone in 4-6 weeks.